- "i will not allow the press to control my life!"
- "all this bullshit will not convince me at all! all this conscience is not my conscience!"
- "it is none of your business!"
- "it is wrong of me to discuss it with you! it is wrong of you to ask me to discuss it with you!"
- "now that is very stupid and that is a big lie!"
- "i don't have to convince myself. i am only convinced that the man is entitled to a fair trial. he is entitled to a good lawyer"
- "the press is fighting for injustice!"
Monday, November 24, 2008
Ram Jethmalani slams shameless IBNLive as "Bullshit"
Sunday, September 14, 2008
I Love Orkut!
Why not? It provides me with so much entertainment!
Where else can you find shit like this?
So i broadly classify samples into 2 categories:
Category#1 - Dumb Romance for no reason
This is my favorite category. These people have no clue what they are. Stupid, Dumb people.
These people are victims of television and movies - because they have been taught throughout their life (thanks to movies) that "there is someone special for you", "my dream guy/girl will come", etc.
Get your head examined.
How do you do it? Do you sit in your balcony waiting for that someone? And would he use a rope to get to your balcony and kneel down and kiss you ? lol! Craptastic! Unreal morons!
These people live in a parallel world that is all flowers, soft music, candles, and full of unrealism.
Category#2 - Got dumped
Now, these people have to ( for some reason ), show the world that they are in a bad phase and the weight of the whole world is on their shoulders. It is easy to spot such people. Just click blindly 5-10 times, and you will land on a profile which is in this state. You would typically see lines like:
Now we know that this dude was dumped. Way to go man!
Another looser, who wants to tell the world that she is in great pain. Dumbass. Infact, this person is trying to be extra smart. This is not even her own line (song). So, its ok to plagiarize.
etc etc
Amazing stupid people. Wish someone told them that " STFU, big deal, you are not romeo+juliet. Shit happens".
So remember - Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Testimonials
Next thing in my list - Testimonials. WTF?! I am amazed at how people write testimonials!
An orkut testimonial feels like a load of bullshit to keep good PR with people.
Not one place have I seen one which goes like this :
Testimonials for girls
Girls get some testimonials from guys like :
Girls, dont fall for such search-google-copy-paste stuff. There are a lot of dumbass morons out there on orkut.
On the whole, Orkut is *the* place to find some really stupid people.
Where else can you find shit like this?
wait for the boy who will do anything to be ur everything ;)
So i broadly classify samples into 2 categories:
Category#1 - Dumb Romance for no reason
This is my favorite category. These people have no clue what they are. Stupid, Dumb people.
"long drive.... soft music..... lot of candles many suprises............"
"wait for the boy who will do anything to be ur everything ;)"
These people are victims of television and movies - because they have been taught throughout their life (thanks to movies) that "there is someone special for you", "my dream guy/girl will come", etc.
Get your head examined.
How do you do it? Do you sit in your balcony waiting for that someone? And would he use a rope to get to your balcony and kneel down and kiss you ? lol! Craptastic! Unreal morons!
These people live in a parallel world that is all flowers, soft music, candles, and full of unrealism.
Category#2 - Got dumped
Now, these people have to ( for some reason ), show the world that they are in a bad phase and the weight of the whole world is on their shoulders. It is easy to spot such people. Just click blindly 5-10 times, and you will land on a profile which is in this state. You would typically see lines like:
"Pain isn't really that bad when its the only thing you've ever felt......"
Now we know that this dude was dumped. Way to go man!
"U think I'd crumble, U think I'd lay down n die..Oh no, not I.. I will survive, as long as i know how to luv, I know I will stay alive..."
Another looser, who wants to tell the world that she is in great pain. Dumbass. Infact, this person is trying to be extra smart. This is not even her own line (song). So, its ok to plagiarize.
etc etc
Amazing stupid people. Wish someone told them that " STFU, big deal, you are not romeo+juliet. Shit happens".
So remember - Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Testimonials
Next thing in my list - Testimonials. WTF?! I am amazed at how people write testimonials!
An orkut testimonial feels like a load of bullshit to keep good PR with people.
Not one place have I seen one which goes like this :
XYZ is a stupid, moron who cant do anything but change photos on orkut. He sucks at studies, smokes and drinks. He does not know what to do in life like most others, and thinks he looks good and knows "how to roll". I am tired of putting up with his crap and his bad attitude to things. He thinks he knows about movies just because he knows the names of a few directors. His music sucks just as him and he thinks Rap is music. Infact, he does not understand a single line of what he listens to. He is to complete wannabe and has no idea why he needs a $2000 laptop from Australia. He is a caste biased bastard and an ardent fan of ...etcMost of the testimonials sound like epitaphs. Fuck!
Testimonials for girls
Girls get some testimonials from guys like :
At night,look at the sky,with some pictures / icons of hearts, birds, or other shit on it. Now, either that guy is gay or about 8 years old. And you are dumb enough to think "choooo chweet"?? Crap!
If you see a falling Star,
Don“t wonder why,
just make a wish,
Trust me it will come true,
Bcoz i did it and
I FOUND YOU!
Girls, dont fall for such search-google-copy-paste stuff. There are a lot of dumbass morons out there on orkut.
On the whole, Orkut is *the* place to find some really stupid people.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Funny videos! Must watch
So I was searching for some fun stuff on youtube and wanted to see something telugu. And look what I found ! This might be old for most of you, but amazing stuff.
Friday, June 20, 2008
I hate spam!
So i get up and see this junk email in my inbox about chiruforpeople. I didnt even ask for this shit!
So, if you want to see a gathering of morons, from students to doctors and other professionals, go here tomorrow : George C. Marshall High School, 7731 Leesburgh Pike, Falls Church, VA 22043. You will have some sarcastic fun! You will see a bunch of loosers, who ran away from their home state, sit and discuss who has to be come the next CM. Craptastic!
So, if you want to see a gathering of morons, from students to doctors and other professionals, go here tomorrow : George C. Marshall High School, 7731 Leesburgh Pike, Falls Church, VA 22043. You will have some sarcastic fun! You will see a bunch of loosers, who ran away from their home state, sit and discuss who has to be come the next CM. Craptastic!
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Dasavatharam
Movie wise: [0.05/5]
Songs : [0.33/5] Are there songs ? I thought there was 'a' song.
Value for money: disastrous.
Movie length : 8-10Hours { I think it was 2 movies..oh wait it was 10}
Overall : BioHazard
Before the review, here is an interview with Kamal Haasan.
Sendai:
What is your next movie ?
Kamal :
My next movie is a soft porn flick where I play the guy and the girl in bed. We have tried to make this movie as real as possible.
Sendai:
..err 'as real as possible' ? Are you going to show... {interrupted}
Kamal :
Yes.
Sendai:
That is 'real' scary. Anyway, Is there a story?
Kamal :
Yes. It is about a guy who understands the meaning of life after he goes to bed with this girl who was a guy before he got operated.
Sendai:
Is there a story?
Kamal :
It is about life and ..{interrupted}
Sendai:
Thanks for the interview.
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First things first - dont watch this movie. No, really!
Why would someone want to do 10 different roles? What was he trying to do? Save money? By investing 140 Crores? ( I think this whole production was a scam.. the movie probably took less than 2 crores to make - because there is Kamal everywhere).
The cardinal thing when you play 10 different characters, who look different, is makeup. But, in this movie, makeup is outright BAD.
Because, apart from playing the 10 characters, Kamal also:
But, he did'nt watch the movie!
I thought 10 years after Bharateeyudu (Indian), makeup would have improved. But Kamal used the same stone-age makeup. (Again, trying to save money). The villan's makeup is the crappiest of them all. Oh btw, the villan is basically T-101 from Terminator 2, who is also does all the bike stunts like the T1000. Anyway, relief finally came when I realized that the heroine was not Kamal. But wait - worse things happened. Mallika Sherawat. What can be more ugly than Mallika Sherawat? That too with clothes!
Negatives : bad CGI, bad casting, bad story, and :
bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup. (that is 10 times, including the real kamal w/o makeup)
Positives : patient audience waiting in hope..
this movie should be used in 'stress tests' by a cardiologist (or/& psychiatrist). He can replace the tread mill with a big screen playing Dasavatharam. However, I do know of a state where this movie will be a big hit..
Songs : [0.33/5] Are there songs ? I thought there was 'a' song.
Value for money: disastrous.
Movie length : 8-10Hours { I think it was 2 movies..oh wait it was 10}
Overall : BioHazard
Before the review, here is an interview with Kamal Haasan.
Sendai:
What is your next movie ?
Kamal :
My next movie is a soft porn flick where I play the guy and the girl in bed. We have tried to make this movie as real as possible.
Sendai:
..err 'as real as possible' ? Are you going to show... {interrupted}
Kamal :
Yes.
Sendai:
That is 'real' scary. Anyway, Is there a story?
Kamal :
Yes. It is about a guy who understands the meaning of life after he goes to bed with this girl who was a guy before he got operated.
Sendai:
Is there a story?
Kamal :
It is about life and ..{interrupted}
Sendai:
Thanks for the interview.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
First things first - dont watch this movie. No, really!
Why would someone want to do 10 different roles? What was he trying to do? Save money? By investing 140 Crores? ( I think this whole production was a scam.. the movie probably took less than 2 crores to make - because there is Kamal everywhere).
The cardinal thing when you play 10 different characters, who look different, is makeup. But, in this movie, makeup is outright BAD.
Because, apart from playing the 10 characters, Kamal also:
1. Did makeup
2. Wrote Songs
3. Directed the stunts
4. Did the music
5. Wrote the story
6. Screenplay
7. Directed the movie
8. Had a child whose mother is himself
9. Had a failed brain transplant from a goat.
2. Wrote Songs
3. Directed the stunts
4. Did the music
5. Wrote the story
6. Screenplay
7. Directed the movie
8. Had a child whose mother is himself
9. Had a failed brain transplant from a goat.
But, he did'nt watch the movie!
I thought 10 years after Bharateeyudu (Indian), makeup would have improved. But Kamal used the same stone-age makeup. (Again, trying to save money). The villan's makeup is the crappiest of them all. Oh btw, the villan is basically T-101 from Terminator 2, who is also does all the bike stunts like the T1000. Anyway, relief finally came when I realized that the heroine was not Kamal. But wait - worse things happened. Mallika Sherawat. What can be more ugly than Mallika Sherawat? That too with clothes!
Negatives : bad CGI, bad casting, bad story, and :
bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup, bad makeup. (that is 10 times, including the real kamal w/o makeup)
Positives : patient audience waiting in hope..
this movie should be used in 'stress tests' by a cardiologist (or/& psychiatrist). He can replace the tread mill with a big screen playing Dasavatharam. However, I do know of a state where this movie will be a big hit..
Friday, June 06, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
Hyperabad
Hyperabad : A Slideshow

Hyderabad International Airport : Like Mag wheels for a scooter
Same service, same speed, with 2 new gates, now in a new, far and more expensive package.

Shop, Eat and celebrate : What else can you do when you have no taste?

Hyderabad International Airport : Like Mag wheels for a scooter
Same service, same speed, with 2 new gates, now in a new, far and more expensive package.

Shop, Eat and celebrate : What else can you do when you have no taste?
Friday, April 18, 2008
Heroines
There was a leak in Tollywood earlier this week and the code they use for the heroine is out!
Here it is:
Here it is:
import bad_taste.*
import real_fucked_up_casting.*
import pani_manishi.*
import cool_names.*
import lots_of_make_up.*
void heroine(loads_of SHIT)
{
while(1)
{
pani_manishi.use();
pani_manishi.apply_loads_of_makeup();
pani_manishi.apply_cool_name(seed nonsence);
pani_manishi.apply_little_clothes();
}
if (pani_manishi.open_mouth())
{
//this is bad shit, because if she opens mouth, it is unbelievable language
pani_manishi.apply_dubbing();
}
}
Please use this code at your own risk.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
South Indian Police Movies

This is it. I can not take any of this shit anymore. I had a hard time trying to consider the way police officers are presented in Gharshana. Then it went to TV serials and now every police character. CRAP! It is so stupid - these guys who make movies DO NOT have access to NORMAL people. Hence, they obviously have no access to REAL officers / people.
Guys, if you are making a cop movie and need some help, go to the right people. Else, go see a veterinary doctor. Fcuk!

Anyway, here is a list of things cops are NOT / DONT do:
1. They do not wear tight shirts. (WTF!)
2. They do not carry the stick/hat with them, unless they are going to see their superiors ON a specific occasion. So if it was a daily routine and the officer has to goto his boss, he would wear casuals.
3. They do not carry 2x weapons. Infact, they dont carry weapons most of the time. (I'll come back to this)
4. Only in the first few months, they would be close to reality. After that, they get lost in the awe of hierarchy and grow big bellies.
5. Most of the beating is done by the CI/SI/Constables.
6. For those of you who have no clue, KNOW THE HIERARCHY FIRST.
There is a big list i can go on typing here, but i am amazed at the crap i get to see on screen. So, please, stop shitting around and put all the money to making a good movie.
AUDIENCE: Most of what you see on screen in regard to police or any other office/r is exaggerated or simply put, false. The guys who make these movies have no idea how a real offier's life is.
And yes, I have the authority to comment. I know more than them and maybe you too.
Monday, March 03, 2008
Fuck Jeevi
Jeevi is a gay bastard. Jeevi is a moron. Jeevi is ...Jeevi!
This guy is incredibly funny. No, really. I wrote about this guy sometime back. That post shows in close detail how he goes about writing a review. So again, here is another analysis post.
Last time i said that he knows a lot of trivia. I beg to differ. Even his trivia is screwed up. If you read his review about A history ofviolence [here], you will see this :
"..This film reminded me of the Telugu film Samarasimha Reddy..".
He could not find any other movie that he could compare to. He even had a choice of Basha, but no - he had to pick this one.
Okay, lets move on. He gives 'In pursuit of Happiness' an entertainment quotient of 30%. Ok, now I am confused. What exactly is 'Entertainment Quotient' ? So this guy, Jeevi, is not only gay but also a dumbass.
Lets see.. what else do we have..oh yeah - 300. Lets check this out :
Ok, next is Apocalypto :
Ok some more from the same review :
Lets see - what else do we have - man i like doing this. Check this out from 'The Butterfly Effect'. He did not understand the movie. (the entertainment quotient of 10% explains that).
But check this out from his review :
So guys,
So now we get it! I have no words for Jeevi.
Ok, next lets see how little Jeevi reacts to Sex. Here is a snip from 'A History of Violence':
Again, Mr.Hypocrite think that was irrelevant. Fine. Please explain how relevant are various Soft-porn scenes in regular Telugu feature films. Its ok to see some actress with little or no clothes in a 'Family Entertainer' but a Sex scene in an English movie is irrelevant. CRAPTASTIC!.
So now you understand why I say Jeevi is gay? Cos he does not like Sex scenes!
Why do I do this? Here's why -
Jeevi, with some more effort, you will be just right to review some telugu movies. Not all movies. I can go on writing like this, but I dont want to waste my time. I already spent 5 minutes on this. But thats ok, cos I am in my bathroom...
Cheers!
This guy is incredibly funny. No, really. I wrote about this guy sometime back. That post shows in close detail how he goes about writing a review. So again, here is another analysis post.
Last time i said that he knows a lot of trivia. I beg to differ. Even his trivia is screwed up. If you read his review about A history ofviolence [here], you will see this :
"..This film reminded me of the Telugu film Samarasimha Reddy..".
He could not find any other movie that he could compare to. He even had a choice of Basha, but no - he had to pick this one.
Okay, lets move on. He gives 'In pursuit of Happiness' an entertainment quotient of 30%. Ok, now I am confused. What exactly is 'Entertainment Quotient' ? So this guy, Jeevi, is not only gay but also a dumbass.
Lets see.. what else do we have..oh yeah - 300. Lets check this out :
The story of the film is about how Spartans fought to defend their freedom and democracy by using their territorial knowledge as the strength and employing various fighting strategiesMuhahahahahaaa. This guy is funny, is he not?
Ok, next is Apocalypto :
Just like any commercial film, this film too has protagonist running for days continuously, to escape from merchant, even while suffering from severe wounds.Now what do i tell you about this? He does not have an issue when a "Fat" Telugu 'hero' runs around with 2 bullets in his ass for half of the movie. But he has issues here. No issues if another "Short" & "Fat" 'hero' fights with a 100 people (like in the matrix). But he has issues here.
Ok some more from the same review :
I don’t care about Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic statements and the complaints about excessive violence.Thats because he does not know what the anti-semitic means ! DUMBASS JEEVI! And compare the violence part of it with his review for 300 where he says:
The quotient of violence is pretty highA reviewer having different opinions about the same thing. Hmm...interesting.
Lets see - what else do we have - man i like doing this. Check this out from 'The Butterfly Effect'. He did not understand the movie. (the entertainment quotient of 10% explains that).
But check this out from his review :
It is a dark film. Hence the entertainment quotient is almost zero.Ooh okay, so thats what 'entertainment quotient' is..now i get it.
So guys,
if dark:
'entertainment quotient' = low
if bright:
'entertainment quotient' = high
So now we get it! I have no words for Jeevi.
Ok, next lets see how little Jeevi reacts to Sex. Here is a snip from 'A History of Violence':
There are a couple of sex scenes in the film. The second one is totally irrelevant.OMG! Jeevi IS gay!
Again, Mr.Hypocrite think that was irrelevant. Fine. Please explain how relevant are various Soft-porn scenes in regular Telugu feature films. Its ok to see some actress with little or no clothes in a 'Family Entertainer' but a Sex scene in an English movie is irrelevant. CRAPTASTIC!.
So now you understand why I say Jeevi is gay? Cos he does not like Sex scenes!
Why do I do this? Here's why -
Jeevi, with some more effort, you will be just right to review some telugu movies. Not all movies. I can go on writing like this, but I dont want to waste my time. I already spent 5 minutes on this. But thats ok, cos I am in my bathroom...
Cheers!
Sunday, January 27, 2008
A List of movie sites online
http://requestacinema.blogspot.com/
http://cinetalkies.blogspot.com/
http://idlemovies.blogspot.com/
http://www.songs-links.blogspot.com/
http://www.manacinemalu.com/
http://cinetalkies.blogspot.com/
http://idlemovies.blogspot.com/
http://www.songs-links.blogspot.com/
http://www.manacinemalu.com/
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