It turns out that a site - Bharatmatrimony.com declared that April 14th is Matrimony Day. Amazing. Now, what is Matrimony Day, you must be wondering.
I dont know either. Infact, what can be nice about it? But thats a different story. Anyway, it seems there is a website started by the same company to promote the day - www.matrimonyday.org. Go there, its a resourceful site if you are a retard.
There is a 'Views and opinions' page on the site. I took a look, hoping that I would understand the joy of the lame day. Wait. This site is infested with retards:
I felt happy. You know, like you have this immense power to tell good from evil. These people clearly need to celebrate a 'matrimony day'.
So how do you celebrate this day? Do you celebrate it every year ? Or do you celebrate it only the years when you are single and looking for a partner? How is this day different from others to have an 'enjoyable' day together? We dont yet know.
There are some more fun pages on the site which might appeal to the retard in us. Check this page where you can 'Vote for the Best couple'. Now, why the fuck would anyone want to do that? Vote for a best couple? People *are* fucked.
